The rumble controller sits heavy in my hands, that familiar weight of the N64's three-pronged monster with its Pak hanging off the back like some kind of cybernetic tumor. I'm sixteen again, squinting through the crosshairs of my Arwing, and somewhere in the distance Fox McCloud is barking…

Right, so picture this: I'm sat in the dentist's waiting room in 2005, and there's this kid next to me absolutely absorbed in what looks like a Game Boy that someone's fed too many vitamins. Turns out it's the new Nintendo DSi, and this little tyke is playing…

There's something almost mythical about what Angel Studios pulled off when they squeezed Resident Evil 2 onto an N64 cartridge. I remember the first time I heard about it—probably through a mate who worked at Electronics Boutique, whispering about how Capcom was attempting the impossible. You had to…

The plastic creak of four N64 controllers plugged into that chunky grey beast still makes my chest tight with anticipation. Saturday afternoons in 1998 meant one thing in our house: claiming the living room for what my dad called "that bloody racket" and what we called heaven. Four…