Picture this: there I was, controller in hand, wiggling that stubby little analog stick on my N64 pad and watching Mario's face stretch and morph in ways that shouldn't have been possible on hardware that cost less than my dad's monthly beer budget. That moment—the first time you grabbed Mario's nose and gave it a proper yank in the file select screen—that's when everything changed. Not just for me, but for gaming as a whole.I'd…
The cartridge slot on my Mega Drive clicked with that satisfying plastic snap that meant business was about to happen. I'd just picked up Alien Soldier from a particularly shady-looking bloke at a car boot sale who claimed it was "just some shoot-em-up thing" his son never played. Twenty quid later, I was holding what would become one of the most punishing, rewarding, and downright mental experiences the 16-bit era ever coughed up.See, Treasure had…
You know that moment when you're digging through a dusty cardboard box in your mate's garage sale and your fingers brush against something that makes your heart skip? That happened to me three summers ago when I found a pristine copy of Rocket Knight Adventures tucked between some random Mega Drive clamshells. The bloke selling it had no idea what he had—probably figured it was just another mascot platformer trying to ride Sonic's coattails. Twenty…
Standing in my local Game shop circa 1996, staring at the N64 display unit, I remember thinking the console looked like it belonged on the bridge of the Enterprise. But it wasn't just the mushroom-gray plastic or those bizarre three-pronged controllers—it was that logo. That pristine, geometric "64" floating inside what looked like a chrome-plated Rubik's cube. Even then, aged fifteen and mostly concerned with whether I had enough saved to buy one, something about…
There's something magical about the way a floppy disk used to click when you slotted it into your school's ancient PC. That plastic-on-metal snap meant adventure was loading—and more often than not, it meant learning was about to happen without you even realizing it.I spent countless hours in computer labs that smelled like that particular cocktail of warm electronics and industrial carpet cleaner, hunched over beige monitors that hummed like sleepy refrigerators. We'd file in…
You know what still gets me? The other day I was showing my nephew some old PlayStation games, and he asks me, completely innocent, "Why didn't they make Crash Bandicoot for Nintendo 64?" Just like that. Kid's eight years old and he's asking the question that haunted an entire generation of platform gamers.I had to stop and think about how to explain console exclusivity to someone who's never lived through a proper console war. These…
I remember walking into Electronics Boutique in 1998, scanning the shelves for something different. The usual suspects were there—GoldenEye, Mario Kart 64, Star Fox 64—but then I spotted it. A bright orange cartridge with four familiar faces grinning back at me: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. South Park, the TV show that made my parents cringe and my teenage self laugh until my sides hurt, had somehow made it onto the Nintendo 64.The bloke behind…
There's this moment—you know the one—when you're digging through a mate's Genesis collection and you spot something you've never heard of. The cartridge looks official enough, decent art, but the name rings absolutely no bells. That's exactly how I stumbled across Crusader of Centy back in '94, wedged between Sonic 2 and Streets of Rage in my cousin's slightly chaotic game drawer. The label had this kid with a sword and what looked like a…
Christmas 1997 was rough for my wallet but heaven for my brain. I'd scraped together enough pounds to grab Diddy Kong Racing alongside my shiny new N64, mainly because Mario Kart 64 was sold out everywhere and the bloke at Electronics Boutique said "trust me, this one's different." Different doesn't even cover it. That cartridge rewired what I thought racing games could be.See, up until then, karting meant Super Mario Kart on the SNES—brilliant, obviously,…
My mate Dave had this theory about movie games back in the day – they were all rubbish because developers got about six weeks and a photocopied script page to work with. Most of the time, he wasn't wrong. E.T. on the Atari 2600 nearly killed the entire industry, and don't get me started on Hudson Hawk for the NES. But then 1993 rolled around, Spielberg's dinosaurs were stomping across cinema screens worldwide, and Sega…